by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 92nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,476th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,777th
The Postmodernity of
New York Times Democracy
Neon shines brighter than the Moon
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Lands of Headington

Population21.297 billion

Faiththe Cult of Loh

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Postmodernity of Lands of Headington is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.297 billion Cattishes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lands of Headingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,853 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 180,938 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Lands of Headingtonian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts. Crime is totally unknown. Lands of Headington's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Loh.

Lands of Headington is ranked 21,156th in the world and 907th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 69.36 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 92ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,476thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,777thHighest Economic Output: 2,308thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,470thMost Developed: 3,683rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,862ndMost Cultured: 3,952ndNudest: 4,106thMost Pacifist: 4,425thSmartest Citizens: 4,550thLargest Populations: 4,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,643rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,730thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,966thLargest Governments: 6,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,044thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,118thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,349thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,371stHighest Average Incomes: 7,656thMost Politically Free: 7,858thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,861stNicest Citizens: 7,975thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,653rdMost Inclusive: 9,724thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,356thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,537thBest Weather: 14,700thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,900thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,117thSafest: 16,852nd
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionMost Politically Free: 113th in the regionMost Pacifist: 118th in the regionNudest: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 168th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 183rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 186th in the regionNicest Citizens: 209th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 259th in the regionMost Inclusive: 272nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 306th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 353rd in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 470th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 472nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 528th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 538th in the regionSafest: 564th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 669th in the region

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