Population | 30.923 billion |
Faith | the Cult of Loh |
Currency | Golden CatŪ |
Animal | Original Cat |
The Postmodernity of Lands of Headington is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 30.923 billion Alexandrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lands of Headingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,579 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 180,439 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is totally unknown. Lands of Headington's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Loh.
Lands of Headington is ranked 32,956th in the world and 402nd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.84 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lands of Headington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Lands of Headington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Lands of Headington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Lands of Headington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Lands of Headington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Lands of Headington lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lands of Headington was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Police State of Steveoville, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Lands of Headington was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil, killing 5 million zombies.
- : Lands of Headington was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
- : Lands of Headington was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Stavka of Hazaran, killing 139 million zombies.