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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,170th Largest Welfare Programs: 9,317th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,213th
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Landoonia 2

Population5.608 billion


CurrencyBaby Carrot

The Frooty Tooty of Landoonia 2 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 5.608 billion Landoonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Methtopia. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.

The thriving Landoonian economy, worth 463 trillion Baby Carrots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,686 Baby Carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and misbehaving Landoons deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoonia 2's national animal is the Landoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landoonia 2 is ranked 111,024th in the world and 25th in The Dank Meme Alliance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.39 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,170thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,213thMost Influential: 10,765thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,775thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,284thHighest Drug Use: 12,853rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,748thBest Weather: 13,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,201stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,914thMost Inclusive: 16,468th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Reillysland, Reillys Third Cousin, and Paradime.

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