The Puppet of Landoffunpuppet8 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Puppetman with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.45 billion Landoffunpuppet8ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet8ian economy, worth 776 trillion Puppets a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,499 Puppets, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet8's national animal is the Puppets, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Puppetreligion.

Landoffunpuppet8 is ranked 327,457^th in the world and 635^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Cultured, scoring 44 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.