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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,899th
The Insured Puppet of
Moralistic Democracy
We are insured against puppeteering!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Landoffunpuppet1

Population3.734 billion

CapitalInsurance City
LeaderHead Insurer

CurrencyCheese Tidbits
AnimalLemon Mouses

The Insured Puppet of Landoffunpuppet1 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Insurer with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.734 billion Landoffunpuppet1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insurance City. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet1ian economy, worth 415 trillion Cheese Tidbits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,215 Cheese Tidbits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren are divided over Head Insurer's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, almost all products in Landoffunpuppet1 are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet1's national animal is the Lemon Mouses, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Landoffunpuppet1 is ranked 60,270th in the world and 261st in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.66 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,899thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,329thLargest Black Market: 15,110thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,979thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,510thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,783rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,969thMost Devout: 20,034thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,077thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,644thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,813thMost Patriotic: 26,281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,438thMost Efficient Economies: 26,652nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionNudest: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Devout: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Landoffunpuppet1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, almost all products in Landoffunpuppet1 are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, schoolchildren are divided over Head Insurer's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.

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