Population | 3.734 billion |
Capital | Insurance City |
Leader | Head Insurer |
Currency | Cheese Tidbits |
Animal | Lemon Mouses |
The Insured Puppet of Landoffunpuppet1 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Insurer with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.734 billion Landoffunpuppet1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insurance City. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet1ian economy, worth 415 trillion Cheese Tidbits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,215 Cheese Tidbits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Schoolchildren are divided over Head Insurer's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, almost all products in Landoffunpuppet1 are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet1's national animal is the Lemon Mouses, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Landoffunpuppet1 is ranked 60,270th in the world and 261st in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.66 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Landoffunpuppet1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, almost all products in Landoffunpuppet1 are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, schoolchildren are divided over Head Insurer's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.