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Rudest Citizens: 2,851st Least Corrupt Governments: 3,448th Largest Retail Industry: 5,082nd
The Kaiserreich of
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Landesmark

Population3.295 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderSeine Majestšt Kaiser Wilhelm IV

CurrencyMark
AnimalKaiseradler

The Kaiserreich of Landesmark is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Seine Majestšt Kaiser Wilhelm IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.295 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 57.6%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 400 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,688 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, the nation refuses to provide international aid, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landesmark's national animal is the Kaiseradler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landesmark is ranked 151,890th in the world and 10th in The Global Democratic Union for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,851stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,448thLargest Retail Industry: 5,082ndMost Developed: 7,781stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,221stSafest: 9,630thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,721stHealthiest Citizens: 10,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,384thSmartest Citizens: 10,620thBest Weather: 11,216thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,504thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,905thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,051stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,341stMost Cultured: 14,240thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,338thMost Efficient Economies: 15,057thMost Secular: 15,170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,513th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landesmark, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Landesmark, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
  • : Following new legislation in Landesmark, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Landesmark, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Landesmark, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Landesmark voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Paffnia".
  • : Landesmark voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Debtor Voting Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Landesmark, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Landesmark, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Landesmark, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Goldgamia and The States of Ikelandia.

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