The AMMMERICAAAA of Landbang Rkipo Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.518 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 54.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Landbang Rkipo Islandsian economy, worth 503 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 142,980 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Landbang Rkipo Islands Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, and the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landbang Rkipo Islands's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Landbang Rkipo Islands is ranked 5,874^th in the world and 1^st in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.