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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,163rd Most Cultured: 8,691st Least Corrupt Governments: 9,613th
The United Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Forward to the future and the colonization of space
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Land Of The Pandaren Empire

Population5.975 billion

CapitalPandaren city of one keg
LeaderChen Yangstout

CurrencyGold Doubloon standard
AnimalGiant Panda Kodiak Grizzly bear hybrid

The United Federation of Land Of The Pandaren Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chen Yangstout with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.975 billion Pandarens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandaren city of one keg. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Land Of The Pandaren Empirean economy, worth 684 trillion Gold Doubloon standards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,526 Gold Doubloon standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land Of The Pandaren Empire's national animal is the Giant Panda Kodiak Grizzly bear hybrid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land Of The Pandaren Empire is ranked 20,993rd in the world and 913th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,929.7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Cultured: 8,691stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,613thMost Inclusive: 9,955thMost Devout: 10,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,144thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,996thNicest Citizens: 12,562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,022ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,283rd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 179th in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionMost Devout: 214th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionMost Inclusive: 229th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 245th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 305th in the regionMost Income Equality: 316th in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 353rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 359th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 399th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 403rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 406th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 413th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 425th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 429th in the regionSafest: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 474th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 475th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Giant Panda Kodiak Grizzly bear hybrid sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, tuxedo rental and car hire companies are inexplicably going out of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Chen Yangstout to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Land Of The Pandaren Empire, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Land Of The Pandaren Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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