The Armed Republic of Land of The Green Berets is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by William Calley with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.667 billion Land of The Green Beretsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Mims. The average income tax rate is 10.5%.

The powerhouse Land of The Green Beretsian economy, worth 449 trillion Bayonets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,245 Bayonets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sports club owners are having a moneyball, belief that William Calley is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Land of The Green Berets's national animal is the War Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jingoism.

Land of The Green Berets is ranked 50,889^th in the world and 4^th in The Embassy 1 for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,613.44 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.