by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 277thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 695thHighest Crime Rates: 704th
The Corporate Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
To enrich the rich and to enslave the poor
Corporate Leader
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Land of Corporations

Population1.406 billion

CapitalCorporate City
LeaderCorporate Leader

CurrencyCorporate Dollar
AnimalCorporate Animal

The Corporate Empire of Land of Corporations is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Corporate Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.406 billion Corporate Workers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Land of Corporations economy, worth 276 trillion Corporate Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 196,565 Corporate Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,803,583 per year while the poor average 2,253, a ratio of 800 to 1.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Land of Corporations's national animal is the Corporate Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Land of Corporations is ranked 258,452nd in the world and 9,995th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.38 bananas ingested per day.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 277thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 695thHighest Crime Rates: 704thMost Armed: 816thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 921stMost Avoided: 964thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,028thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,046thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,243rdFattest Citizens: 1,402ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,501stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,549thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,589thMost Influential: 1,592ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,704thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,720thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,742ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,832ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,081stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,573rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,897thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,086thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,475thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,018thHighest Average Incomes: 7,710thMost Secular: 7,969thMost Efficient Economies: 8,274thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,083rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,024thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,861st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 90th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 235th in the regionMost Secular: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 406th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 414th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 444th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 549th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 551st in the regionMost Patriotic: 645th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 684th in the regionLargest Black Market: 825th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 849th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, most voters struggle to name the Leader of the Opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Land of Corporations voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Corporations, people spend a lot on hair and nails.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 193 » Aivintis, A mean old man, Dragons Blood, Albrook, Axdel, Debluu, Aquyia, VW53Aland, Asendavia, Marrabuk, New Leganes, East Malaysia, Eagas, Layngderfleethe, Brotherland, Hizuru, Arcadiam, Holy Alasia Orozen, The Almighty Country, Aeljae, The Empire of Rijelv, Chalan, Anfair, Adavan, Adolanta, Arkantis, Wiranath, Freedom Fascists, Empire of Dabiristan, Casillo y Real, Preat, Stellar Colonies, Seri Tai Republic, Durne, Enlil, West Elyria, Pledonia, A Slanted Black Stripe, ArenaC, The Armed Savages, Wanabe, Drunken Seal Islands, Modra, Distro-Spartica, Roliganistan, United China Nation, Grossvietnam, Elejamie, Romanoddle Republic, Dravida India, and 143 others.Taurora, Zang0, CheeseBurrito, Norna Chitya, Lanagon, Kangarawa, 3 14159265358979323846264, Survivoristan, Perah, Rainbow Vests, The Three States of Fortuna, Nuovo Regno Italico, Karatol-Advenra, Maredita, Sandboxford, Sen Jast, Kaigi, The Great Andes, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Sansangra, ReReReRepublic, Risany Tripsonia, ReeK, Awestre Gorend, Ridann, Kilkire, Ribanzi, West Swedania, OwOUwUOwOUwU, Islamarnia, Rhealaliit, Kucia, Isahaak, Fellon, Pakitsk, East Deslang, Scaperlancobbinstan, Blobbo, Middle Pitburn, Talitoa, Auslivia, Davinhia, Kurogasa, Goodnamesarerare, Second Federal Republic of Colombia, Abtracnt, The Soviet Texas Union, Asark, Dreamersistan, Duracell, Evrigenis, East Sakhlin, Blobon, Thurland, Headpat Central, Federated States of Zootron, Konneticut, Caesargrad, From New World, Tofoon, The Irish-Scottish Union, Mardom, Lointland, Dragonia, Liga ng Tagapagtanggol ng Payday 2, Lingu, Verconia, BadRNG, Bharatewa, North Bernia, Ripsylvania, Rikos Isles, Pekweng, Valerite, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Impia Aghte, Kunstistan, Nevertopia, Bogliqia, Azureano, Tassirion, Republic of Restaks, Hosoven, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Marlands, Bai Lung, Seratiago, Barfleur, Russian Social Federation, Neo-Western East Korea, BearStackof2015, Lannyster, The Feld, Merlovich, Lyontisia, Kurikia, Wakeopolis, Trimmania, New Missoura, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, United Commonwealth of American States, Vilender, Capitalismworld, Caymarnia, Cacnesia, Canadian Technocrats, Utopianan, United Malordia, Centrical Union, United Repub1ic, Washingtonian Order, Voscohein, Nociav, Exitos, Agave, FREEHELL, Yuruguay, Catlovenia, Vessarlian, The Bosco, Tyrosalem, Frankinstan, Caute donHeuc, Uniao Sovietica de Minas Gerais, The Provinces Peruanoball, Amabilis, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Teleksog, Gernmark, Kaldrbuth, Republic of mountain people, Isole Ionie, Estande, Chesstitans, Zohaib, Sarikaya Komzin, Shauvania, Atlantis of the Sands, Jomsburg, Money for ever, Myehn, United Islands of Romania, and New Sandsnionion.