by Max Barry

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The Queendom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
They don't like it up em!
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Lance Cpl Jones

Population11.969 billion


The Queendom of Lance Cpl Jones is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The democratic population of 11.969 billion Lance Cpl Jonesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Industry isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 15.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lance Cpl Jonesian economy, worth 415 trillion Guineas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,675 Guineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, voting is voluntary, builders across Lance Cpl Jones are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the Bayonet is a protected species. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lance Cpl Jones's national animal is the Bayonet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lance Cpl Jones is ranked 93,952nd in the world and 3rd in Walmington on Sea for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,305.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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