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Most Cheerful Citizens: 39thLargest Publishing Industry: 85thLeast Corrupt Governments: 152nd
The Most Ancient and Noble House of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Noli irritare leones
Influence
Power
Founder / Duke of Wessex
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lancaster of Wessex

Population37.54 billion

CapitalThe Ancestral Estate Capital Region
LeaderThe Duke Lancaster
Faithceremonially Wessex Anglicanism

CurrencyRoyal Crown Sterling
Animalperegrine falcon

The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.54 billion Lancastrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 12,895 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,520 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 243,247th in the world and 5th in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Most Primitive, scoring -655.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 39thLargest Publishing Industry: 85thLeast Corrupt Governments: 152ndNicest Citizens: 159thMost Cultured: 253rdHighest Economic Output: 254thHealthiest Citizens: 262ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 298thMost Compassionate Citizens: 300thBest Weather: 320thMost Developed: 330thLongest Average Lifespans: 369thMost Rebellious Youth: 389thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 432ndSmartest Citizens: 434thSafest: 514thMost Pacifist: 561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 589thMost Beautiful Environments: 595thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 634thMost Efficient Economies: 643rdLargest Populations: 682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 717thMost Inclusive: 813thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 888thMost Stationary: 983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,270thHighest Average Incomes: 1,340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,916thLargest Governments: 2,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,196thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,277thLargest Retail Industry: 6,983rdMost Influential: 7,547thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,731stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,959thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,832ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,315thMost Secular: 16,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,617thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,729th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Lancaster of Wessex rejected a request from The Great Universe for an embassy with House of Lancaster of Wessex.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, The Duke Lancaster can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, Lancaster of Wessex's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.

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