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Most Cheerful Citizens: 42nd Largest Publishing Industry: 96th Least Corrupt Governments: 125th
The Most Ancient and Noble House of
Left-wing Utopia
Noli irritare leones
Influence
Power
Founder / Duke of Wessex
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lancaster of Wessex

Population34.099 billion

CapitalThe Ancestral Estate Capital Region
LeaderThe Duke Lancaster
Faithceremonially Wessex Anglicanism

CurrencyRoyal Crown Sterling
Animalperegrine falcon

The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.099 billion Lancastrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 11,498 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 337,209 Royal Crown Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 5,272nd in the world and 2nd in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 14,518.59 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 42ndLargest Publishing Industry: 96thLeast Corrupt Governments: 125thNicest Citizens: 136thMost Cultured: 230thHighest Economic Output: 245thMost Developed: 256thMost Compassionate Citizens: 275thLongest Average Lifespans: 315thHealthiest Citizens: 319thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 356thMost Rebellious Youth: 369thBest Weather: 369thSmartest Citizens: 411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 435thSafest: 533rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 565thHighest Poor Incomes: 652ndMost Pacifist: 661stMost Beautiful Environments: 669thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 693rdLargest Populations: 703rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 788thMost Inclusive: 795thHighest Average Incomes: 1,076thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,077thMost Stationary: 1,108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,237thMost Efficient Economies: 1,248thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,014thLargest Governments: 2,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,060thLargest Retail Industry: 5,272ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,257thMost Influential: 6,384thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,462ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,351stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,481st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Lancaster of Wessex was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, peregrine falcons have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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