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Most Cheerful Citizens: 39thLargest Publishing Industry: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 151st
The Most Ancient and Noble House of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Noli irritare leones
Influence
Power
Founder / Duke of Wessex
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lancaster of Wessex

Population37.529 billion

CapitalThe Ancestral Estate Capital Region
LeaderThe Duke Lancaster
Faithceremonially Wessex Anglicanism

CurrencyRoyal Crown Sterling
Animalperegrine falcon

The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.529 billion Lancastrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 12,891 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,499 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, Lancaster of Wessex's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, The Duke Lancaster can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 86th in the world and 1st in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 68,383.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 39thLargest Publishing Industry: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 151stNicest Citizens: 158thMost Cultured: 253rdHighest Economic Output: 255thHealthiest Citizens: 263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 299thBest Weather: 319thMost Developed: 328thLongest Average Lifespans: 369thMost Rebellious Youth: 391stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 429thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 434thSmartest Citizens: 436thSafest: 516thMost Pacifist: 557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 602ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 637thMost Efficient Economies: 641stLargest Populations: 680thHighest Poor Incomes: 716thMost Inclusive: 812thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 886thMost Stationary: 983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,276thHighest Average Incomes: 1,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,918thLargest Governments: 2,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,195thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,273rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,888thMost Influential: 7,539thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,732ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,978thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,646thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,310thMost Secular: 16,186thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,099thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,713th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, The Duke Lancaster can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, Lancaster of Wessex's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, rumor has it that The Duke Lancaster has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, Lancastrians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies.

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