The UK Sovereign of Lancashia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by HM King George IX with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.931 billion Lancashians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lancashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Towers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,969 Towers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the children of Lancashia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lancashia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Lancashia is ranked 10,420^th in the world and 20^th in United Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 203,969.56 Standard Monetary Units.