The Queendom of Lanassia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Lua VII with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.795 billion Lanassians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Environment, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latalasa. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanassian economy, worth 432 trillion Lanasaloes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 113,871 Lanasaloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown. Lanassia's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Latassanism.

Lanassia is ranked 315,393^rd in the world and 71^st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Patriotic, with 0.23 flags saluted per person per day.