The Republic of Lanarn Arme is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.105 billion Lanarn Armeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Welfare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The very strong Lanarn Armean economy, worth 479 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,478 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, Lanarn Armean husbands are dead good at fathering kids, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanarn Arme's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lanarn Arme is ranked 189,910^th in the world and 1^st in Karls Kommunist Kounty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.59 law-abiding acts per hour.