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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,963rd
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Lana Funki

Population106 million

Currencyrupees
AnimalPig

The Free Land of Lana Funki is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 106 million Funkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The strong Funkian economy, worth 5.74 trillion rupeeses a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 54,119 rupeeses, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lana Funki's national animal is the Pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lana Funki is ranked 55,859th in the world and 27th in Selene for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,595.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,963rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lana Funki voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Following new legislation in Lana Funki, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lana Funki, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lana Funki, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Lana Funki, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • : Lana Funki's influence in Selene rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Lana Funki, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Lana Funki, the nation leads Selene for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Lana Funki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Lana Funki, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.

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