by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 870th Most Influential: 1,366th Most Pacifist: 3,360th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
Vaccinate your kids, slip slop slap and seatbelt safety
Grand Chancellor Comouchi
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.314 billion

CapitalLamuell Funland City
LeaderGrand Chancellor Comouchi

AnimalFrench Panda

The Commonwealth of Lamuell is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Comouchi with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 1.314 billion Lamuellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuell Funland City. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamuellian economy, worth 161 trillion Francuezzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,021 Francuezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Lamuellians, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamuell's national animal is the French Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamuell is ranked 77,805th in the world and 4,288th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,175.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 870thMost Influential: 1,366thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,360thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,084thNicest Citizens: 5,314thMost Inclusive: 5,499thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,074thHealthiest Citizens: 7,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,068thMost Developed: 8,280thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,485thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,597thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,157thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,263rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,524thSafest: 10,592ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,731stMost Income Equality: 10,801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,221stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,234thMost Cultured: 11,872ndLargest Governments: 12,155thBest Weather: 12,166thSmartest Citizens: 13,040thMost Secular: 13,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,073rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,919thMost Efficient Economies: 16,951st
Most Pacifist: 200th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 302nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 335th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 374th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 398th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 418th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 427th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 434th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 445th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 446th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 453rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 457th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 470th in the regionMost Developed: 501st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 534th in the regionSafest: 557th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 568th in the regionMost Influential: 578th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 585th in the regionLargest Governments: 593rd in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 625th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 637th in the regionMost Income Equality: 638th in the regionBest Weather: 671st in the regionMost Secular: 675th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 727th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 740th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 747th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 865th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 876th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Lamuell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Lamuellians.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population.
  • : Lamuell endorsed The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
  • : Lamuell endorsed The Borderlands of North Altatude.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Lamuell was endorsed by The Free Land of Antityranicals.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » The Rhein States, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, Snoodum, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Corfad, THX1138, United Draconia, Q w e r t y, Zeternia, Sundred, Sunto, Holy Oranz, PlanetPunk, New Bremerton, Shadowrik, The United States of Romania, Buckerino, Selfgradatude, Ethnon, New Pruessen, Sil Dorsett, Pallaith, Arstungry, Frances Francis the First of France, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, Universal State Formula, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, ISOP, Sanjurika, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, National Goats, Niradans, Valhalla123, Sinelona, Ka Ching, and 118 others.Wilkshire, Californian Redwood, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, The Iron Lions, The Windmilluminati, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Diodone, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Dreadton, Amauri, Bearical, Mazuri, Pleroma Sans Romans, Australiland, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Unsophisticate, Lunallian, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, Empy, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Ice and Tinian, Zumlandia, The South Falls, Yukti, Maott, New Eleria, Asgardira, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Steraz, Bananaaaaa, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Joodey, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Guer Aike, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, Ara Antrizuls, Newpromisedland, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Justanistan, Ofemerica, Kulgatha, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Torakuen, Guslantis, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Norostilors, Saturns Edge, Misuvelia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Orven, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Meyghan, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Kirostan, Haor Chall, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Ecronentia, Unimaginable Doom, Ejhsa, Seidr Wyrd, Partax, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Manticore utopia, Rkainjel, Lemonbiscuits, The Austro Germanic Union, Thiammyalllaland, Babacar, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Miruma, Free Azzaca, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Zokk, Conservadoria, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, and Antityranicals.

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