Population | 9.081 billion |
Capital | Lamuell Funland City |
Leader | Grand Chancellor Comouchi |
Currency | Francuez |
Animal | French Panda |
The Commonwealth of Lamuell is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Comouchi with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.081 billion Lamuellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuell Funland City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Lamuellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,838 trillion Francuezzes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,440 Francuezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, only adults may purchase violent video games, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamuell's national animal is the French Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lamuell is ranked 3,878th in the world and 167th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 191 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, only adults may purchase violent video games.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, every workday begins with group therapy.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 197 » Xagill, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, The Rhein States, Former English Colony, Siwale, Koda-Land, Pasargad, Corfad, Empy, Wilkshire, Maott, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Kranostav, Omnistria, Sikol, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Pallaith, Ethnon, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, Joodey, Unshleepd, Simone Republic, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Vincone Cae, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, Holy Marcus Empire, Seenvorland, Wisconsota, Parpyduckland, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Gragadoia, Bagojo, and 147 others.Regallio, Inspiratus, GPT-3, Varisland, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Oannia, Rainengrad, Zyvetskistaahn, Antiyard, Sechiole, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, TyGerria, Segesta, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Darkanistan, Racoda, Rinadia, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Esperonia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Atrito, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Austro-Bavarian States, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Catalis, Jeltronian WA Mission, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Singamadri, Northern-Kempia, Arucaria, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Kaschovia, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Unsophisticate, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Petronellania, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Batatoland Empire, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, Bodhisva, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Jenha, Grith Neria, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Alire, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Oskland, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.