The Protectorate of Lamp Post XCV is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.833 billion Lamp Post XCVians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Lamp Post XCVian economy, worth 956 trillion pendulums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 60,405 pendulums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,817 per year while the poor average 12,321, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamp Post XCV's national animal is the polar bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lamp Post XCV is ranked 256,400^th in the world and 1^st in The East Reich for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.54 law-abiding acts per hour.