The Protectorate of Lamp Post LXX is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.973 billion Lamp Post LXXians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Lamp Post LXXian economy, worth 731 trillion pendulums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,821 pendulums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,326 per year while the poor average 2,872, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamp Post LXX's national animal is the polar bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lamp Post LXX is ranked 268,599^th in the world and 1^st in The Pacific Ocean for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.