The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 40.279 billion Lamonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,323 trillion Rushanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 281,137 Rushanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and a rusted hulk in Nephi harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Greater Dienstad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 227,603^rd in the world and 59^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.