The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 35.363 billion Lamonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,918 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,489 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and Andrew Stinson panders to nontraditional families. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lamoni is ranked 40^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Dienstad for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.