The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.842 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 12,412 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,722 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Nephi make great practice for foreign snipers, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, Andrew Stinson's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 272,463^rd in the world and 69^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.