The Free Republic of Lamoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.721 billion Lamonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,609 trillion Rushanas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,891 Rushanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Andrew Stinson's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the LBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lamoni is ranked 141,987^th in the world and 65^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.76 Crimes Per Hour.