The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid Mentorly Mod of Stuff and Things of Lamoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.427 billion Lamonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,416 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 273,513 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, a rusted hulk in Nephi harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Greater Dienstad, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lamoni is ranked 164,204^th in the world and 84^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 7.65 Whatever.