The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 35.885 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,211 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,569 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and write-in candidate 'Andrew Stinson Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lamoni is ranked 13,108^th in the world and 17^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.