The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 38.378 billion Lamonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,854 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,840 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 68,865^th in the world and 40^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 45.13 Effective Tax Rate.