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Lamoni was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 100
Largest Populations: 37thLargest Agricultural Sector: 166thHealthiest Citizens: 386th
The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Lex iniusta non est lex.
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Civil Rights
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Population42.842 billion

LeaderAndrew Stinson


The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.842 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 12,412 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,722 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Nephi make great practice for foreign snipers, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, Andrew Stinson's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 272,463rd in the world and 69th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 37thLargest Agricultural Sector: 166thHealthiest Citizens: 386thHighest Economic Output: 398thSmartest Citizens: 573rdSafest: 630thMost Developed: 648thMost Stationary: 655thMost Secular: 665thLongest Average Lifespans: 714thLargest Publishing Industry: 763rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 889thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,257thMost Influential: 2,068thHighest Average Incomes: 2,576thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,594thLowest Crime Rates: 2,596thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,348thBest Weather: 3,859thHighest Food Quality: 4,016thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,272ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,407thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,197thLargest Governments: 5,390thMost Inclusive: 5,585thMost Efficient Economies: 6,462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,126thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,540thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,469thMost Patriotic: 8,588thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,727thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,941stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,530thLargest Mining Sector: 11,035thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,777thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 15,064thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,976thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,062nd
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lamoni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Lamoni approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Lamoni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamoni, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamoni, Andrew Stinson's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Lamoni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Lamoni was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Lamoni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Lamoni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Lamoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Zather, Palmyrion, Ikheria, Winian Islands, Cartoonia, and Osea 767.