by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 926th Highest Crime Rates: 1,142nd Fattest Citizens: 1,557th
The Federal Republic of
Peace, Freedom, Unity
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population1.447 billion

LeaderWilliam Fremont

Currencygold piece

The Federal Republic of Lammey is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by William Fremont with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.447 billion Lammians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeffridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The powerhouse Lammian economy, worth 167 trillion gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 115,640 gold pieces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 553,917 per year while the poor average 14,127, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lammey's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lammey is ranked 154,927th in the world and 4,978th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 4.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 926thHighest Crime Rates: 1,142ndFattest Citizens: 1,557thTop
Most Armed: 1,584thRudest Citizens: 1,591stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,905thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,140thHighest Drug Use: 2,555thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,601stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,854thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,400thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,608thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,876thMost Avoided: 4,980thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,838thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,126thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,128thMost Influential: 9,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,167thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,616thMost Pro-Market: 13,006thNudest: 13,858th
Largest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionMost Armed: 81st in the regionFattest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 134th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 139th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 165th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 196th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 211th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 225th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 270th in the regionMost Avoided: 284th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 323rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 455th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 473rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lammey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Lammey's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Lammey's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Lammey's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Lammey was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Lammey ceased to exist in Texas.
  • : Lammey was endorsed by The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.
  • : Following new legislation in Lammey, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
  • : Following new legislation in Lammey, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Lammey, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.


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