by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 975th Highest Crime Rates: 1,247th Rudest Citizens: 1,413th
The Federal Republic of
Peace, Freedom, Unity
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population1.03 billion

LeaderWilliam Fremont


The Federal Republic of Lammey is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by William Fremont with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.03 billion Lammians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeffridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The thriving Lammian economy, worth 110 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 106,865 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 589,230 per year while the poor average 9,806, a ratio of 60.1 to 1.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, Elephant is one of the most popular forenames in Lammey, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and large areas of Lammey are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lammey's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lammey is ranked 5,448th in the world and 32nd in Texas for Most Influential, scoring 6,859 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 975thHighest Crime Rates: 1,247thRudest Citizens: 1,413thFattest Citizens: 1,586thMost Armed: 1,718thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,291stHighest Drug Use: 2,686thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,691stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,250thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,603rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,689thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,731stMost Avoided: 5,197thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,323rdMost Influential: 5,448thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,319thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,843rdMost Pro-Market: 8,744thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,204thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,217thNudest: 15,808thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,247th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lammey, large areas of Lammey are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Lammey, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Lammey, Elephant is one of the most popular forenames in Lammey.
  • : Lammey endorsed The Equatorial Republic of Tishanda.
  • : Lammey endorsed The Donaldson City Government of Lewisville Texas.
  • : Lammey endorsed The Republic of JupiterInc.
  • : Lammey voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate KAISERREICH"".
  • : Following new legislation in Lammey, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Lammey, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • : Lammey voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Excessive Data Retention Act".


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