by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,585th Rudest Citizens: 1,727th Highest Drug Use: 2,154th
The Federal Republic of
Peace, Freedom, Unity
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population645 million



The Federal Republic of Lammey is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 645 million Lammians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeffridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The very strong Lammian economy, worth 59.6 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 92,464 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,186 per year while the poor average 13,289, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, big game hunters travel to Lammey to try their hand at shark-shooting, and universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lammey's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lammey is ranked 3,690th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 26 Valid Endorsements.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,585thRudest Citizens: 1,727thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,154thMost Armed: 2,309thFattest Citizens: 2,449thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,737thLargest Retail Industry: 2,844thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,932ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,690thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,599thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,416thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,902ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,609thMost Avoided: 6,781stMost Pro-Market: 8,083rdMost Influential: 8,108thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,991stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,813thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,842ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,057thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,461stNudest: 16,130th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the region

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