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Largest Populations: 3,536th Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,562nd Most Pro-Market: 6,384th
The Queen's State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
In all honesty
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Laminatota

Population21.047 billion

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.047 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 920 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 43,753 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,909 per year while the poor average 4,571, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 7,845th in the world and 346th in Ancient Lands for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 49.64 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Populations: 3,536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,562ndMost Pro-Market: 6,384thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,845thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 11,866thHighest Economic Output: 12,692ndFattest Citizens: 13,476thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,190thMost Stationary: 16,559th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors, the Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Laminatota was struck by a Cure Missile from The Queen's State of Royal House of Windsor, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Laminatota's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Laminatota's influence in Ancient Lands fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".

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