by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,089th Largest Populations: 3,702nd Most Pro-Market: 6,069th
The Queen's State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
In all honesty
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 19.948 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 872 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 43,753 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,909 per year while the poor average 4,571, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 13,616th in the world and 274th in Ancient Lands for Fattest Citizens, with 15.79 Obesity Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,089thLargest Populations: 3,702ndMost Pro-Market: 6,069thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,391stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 11,105thHighest Economic Output: 12,152ndFattest Citizens: 13,616thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,689th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 85th in the region

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