by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,073rd Largest Populations: 3,944th Most Pro-Market: 6,910th
The Queen's State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
In all honesty
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 19.456 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 851 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 43,753 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,909 per year while the poor average 4,571, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 92,296th in the world and 701st in Ancient Lands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 60.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,073rdLargest Populations: 3,944thMost Pro-Market: 6,910thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,556thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 12,145thHighest Economic Output: 12,560thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,765thFattest Citizens: 16,030th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 89th in the region

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