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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 614th Most Influential: 962nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,596th
The Blue World Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Blue World Empire of Lamelandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rammus with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 6.846 billion Lamelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alena. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion Lemurs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,968 Lemurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

For just a few extra Lemurs Lamelandians can get new driving records with their new cars, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamelandia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is derpism.

Lamelandia is ranked 33,640th in the world and 998th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 316.07762409908 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 614thMost Influential: 962ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,596thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,099thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,241stMost Secular: 3,421stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,737thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,842ndNudest: 3,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,302ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,320thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,588thMost Inclusive: 5,651stMost Cultured: 7,056thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,560thMost Developed: 8,177thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,765thHighest Economic Output: 9,877thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,327thHealthiest Citizens: 10,460thRudest Citizens: 12,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,727th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 120th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 123rd in the regionNudest: 150th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionMost Secular: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 196th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 203rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 236th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 275th in the regionMost Cultured: 311th in the regionMost Inclusive: 341st in the regionMost Influential: 360th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 363rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 392nd in the regionLargest Populations: 412th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 424th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 434th in the regionRudest Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Developed: 440th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 512th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 539th in the regionLargest Black Market: 569th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 678th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 773rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 779th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamelandia, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamelandia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamelandia, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
  • : Lamelandia endorsed The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamelandia, for just a few extra Lemurs Lamelandians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamelandia, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamelandia, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamelandia, one of the most popular models in Lamelandia has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamelandia, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Lamelandia.
  • : Lamelandia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Holy Oranz, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Unimaginable Doom, Reannia, Great Bights Mum, Sankami, Tuand Seton, Meritdom, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Vegetarian States, Guslantis, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Morrn, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, Gran Finisterra, Siwale, Hong Kong Empire, Selfgradatude, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Celreostia, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Solestia, Merconitonitopia, Kingdom of Space, Bharathvarsh, Enosville, Sophista, Coemgen, Wisconsota, Novare Res, Vazali, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Alice Gardens, Bayern-Straubing, SchoolHouse Rock, Southern Stroraia, Mercy Land, Colony of lasting Hopes, American MapleStory, Omicron Persei V111, HMS Unicorn, Tharissus, Heritage Quay, and 97 others.Pallaith, The Rossinite Empire, Rukonia, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, Lupus Imperium, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Cleoskye, Notty Swaras, Rylam, Auceorion, Kek-, Diodone, Lamexanope, Anima Proxa, Forunte, ZimRobwe, McMasterdonia, Sanjurika, Yukti, Marsh Castle, Plembobria, Holy Trinity 2015, Sheppey, Beodarasc, Zemnaya Svoboda, Zedeya, Prevaland, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Puczovska, PidgeoLlama, Beowulfe, Clintonburge, The Utopian Movement, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Fuoreew, Tel Qual, Stareogratia, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Articune, Asuroka, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Yaris, Sailence, Cuyan, Vogonlandia, Xinchao, Seven Hills, Yubadai, Corfad, Montroyale, Cloydicia, The Akhara Islands, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Che Sana Und, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Maestros haven, Zandir Antari, Territorio di Nessuno, The Archer Republic, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Coppicia, Slaughterhouse Nine, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Lionia, New Godastrada, Phillywob, Fawkenia, Wodan, Republic of Dixie, Rockym, Thenaca, Aldelaria, Wineclaw, Felhaven, Deropia, Qyrym, Ainsworth, Yukkira, Victoriaans Nederlands, Horsley Land, The Bastion Isles, New-El, and Midds Conia.

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