by Max Barry

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Nudest: 267th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 689th Most Influential: 1,358th
The Blue World Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Blue World Empire of Lamelandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rammus with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.46 billion Lamelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alena. The average income tax rate is 3.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamelandian economy, worth 948 trillion Lemurs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,762 Lemurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamelandia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is derpism.

Lamelandia is ranked 145,975th in the world and 7,294th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -17.89 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Nudest: 267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 689thMost Influential: 1,358thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,448thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,572ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,225thMost Secular: 3,558thMost Armed: 3,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,974thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,051stLargest Retail Industry: 5,246thHighest Crime Rates: 5,878thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,084thMost Inclusive: 6,640thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,968thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,846thMost Cultured: 9,143rdSmartest Citizens: 9,627thHighest Economic Output: 11,215thHighest Average Incomes: 11,839thHealthiest Citizens: 12,233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,399thRudest Citizens: 13,104thMost Developed: 13,479thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,272ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,496th
Nudest: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 114th in the regionMost Armed: 116th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 185th in the regionMost Secular: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 220th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 254th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 268th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 311th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 358th in the regionMost Inclusive: 378th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 414th in the regionLargest Populations: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Influential: 468th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 473rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 483rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 483rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 526th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 548th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 591st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 614th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 630th in the regionMost Developed: 688th in the region

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