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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Lamebrainia

Population17.839 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, fear of technology, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.839 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 8,954 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 501,948 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,988,162 per year while the poor average 15,150, a ratio of 263 to 1.

One can walk from one side of Incubatorium to the other without setting foot on Lamebrainian soil, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, Incubatorium's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 209,646th in the world and 16th in Glass Gallows for Safest, scoring 0.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 5thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thMost Avoided: 15thRudest Citizens: 29thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Primitive: 57thMost Devout: 71stLargest Insurance Industry: 82ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89thMost Corrupt Governments: 104thLargest Mining Sector: 112thHighest Disposable Incomes: 117thMost Efficient Economies: 169thHighest Average Incomes: 292ndHighest Economic Output: 543rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 556thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 870thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 985thTop
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Most Influential: 3,983rdLargest Black Market: 5,587thNudest: 6,993rdLargest Populations: 8,225thMost Stationary: 9,684thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,297thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,494th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Incubatorium's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, one can walk from one side of Incubatorium to the other without setting foot on Lamebrainian soil.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, it is often said that only Heidi Crowter could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Lamebrainia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.

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