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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd Highest Crime Rates: 3rd Most Armed: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Stupidity is virtue
Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lamebrainia

Population15.611 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.611 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 7,127 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 456,575 convolutions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,909,055 per year while the poor average 71,174, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, the new Village idiot Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, the military struggles with recruitment, and people spend a lot on hair and nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 94,861st in the world and 6th in Glass Gallows for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 52.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7thFattest Citizens: 8thRudest Citizens: 15thMost Avoided: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62ndMost Rebellious Youth: 66thMost Primitive: 73rdLargest Insurance Industry: 79thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 104thMost Devout: 107thLargest Mining Sector: 133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 147thMost Corrupt Governments: 156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 271stHighest Average Incomes: 331stMost Efficient Economies: 456thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 648thHighest Economic Output: 701stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,403rdTop
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Most Influential: 3,877thLargest Black Market: 4,429thNudest: 4,761stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,065thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,567thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,465thHighest Drug Use: 10,976thMost Stationary: 11,323rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,807th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the military struggles with recruitment.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the new Village idiot Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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