The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.755 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 7,202 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 457,140 convolutions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,254,251 per year while the poor average 52,814, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 7,906^th in the world and 3^rd in Glass Gallows for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.67 Workforce Participation Rate.