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Most Armed: 3rd Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd Highest Crime Rates: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Stupidity is virtue
Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Lamebrainia

Population15.755 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.755 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 7,202 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 457,140 convolutions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,254,251 per year while the poor average 52,814, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 7,906th in the world and 3rd in Glass Gallows for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.67 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Armed: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7thFattest Citizens: 8thMost Avoided: 22ndRudest Citizens: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thMost Primitive: 53rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 63rdMost Rebellious Youth: 66thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rdMost Devout: 111thLargest Mining Sector: 138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 171stHighest Average Incomes: 337thMost Efficient Economies: 452ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 662ndHighest Economic Output: 699thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,289thTop
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Most Influential: 3,802ndNudest: 4,465thLargest Black Market: 6,427thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,906thLargest Populations: 8,465thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,618thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,895thHighest Drug Use: 10,169thMost Stationary: 11,153rdMost Pro-Market: 15,055th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Heidi Crowter's bedroom.
  • : Lamebrainia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibit Private Prisons".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.

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