The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.611 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 7,127 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 456,575 convolutions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,909,055 per year while the poor average 71,174, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, the new Village idiot Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, the military struggles with recruitment, and people spend a lot on hair and nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 94,861^st in the world and 6^th in Glass Gallows for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 52.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.