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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
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Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
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Lamebrainia

Population19.082 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.082 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,852 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 516,298 convolutions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,790,016 per year while the poor average 49,489, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and the most popular household pet in Lamebrainia is the domestic minor. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 238,371st in the world and 11th in Glass Gallows for Most Pacifist, with 1.13 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 6thMost Avoided: 10thRudest Citizens: 22ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thMost Rebellious Youth: 48thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49thMost Devout: 66thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77thMost Primitive: 82ndLargest Insurance Industry: 90thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thHighest Disposable Incomes: 102ndLargest Mining Sector: 103rdMost Efficient Economies: 155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 232ndHighest Average Incomes: 272ndHighest Economic Output: 495thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 547thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 733rdTop
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Most Influential: 4,319thLargest Black Market: 7,061stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,177thNudest: 7,841stLargest Populations: 8,032ndMost Stationary: 9,088thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,221stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,654thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,406thHighest Drug Use: 19,996th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the most popular household pet in Lamebrainia is the domestic minor.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, dining out often involves village idiots on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Lamebrainia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.

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