The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.082 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,852 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 516,298 convolutions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,790,016 per year while the poor average 49,489, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and the most popular household pet in Lamebrainia is the domestic minor. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 238,371^st in the world and 11^th in Glass Gallows for Most Pacifist, with 1.13 Cheeks Turned Per Day.