Largest Black Market: 658th Highest Economic Output: 1,516th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,684th
The Royal Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.219 billion Lambrinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambrinisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,819 trillion champagnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,988 champagnes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Chardonnay as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lambrinisia is ranked 141,487th in the world and 2nd in Island Continent for Most Primitive, scoring -189.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Black Market: 658thHighest Economic Output: 1,516thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,684thNudest: 1,965thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,376thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,512thLargest Populations: 2,909thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,662ndMost Secular: 5,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,224thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,681stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,858thHighest Average Incomes: 5,988thMost Developed: 6,773rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,788thLargest Mining Sector: 8,816thMost Efficient Economies: 9,485thLowest Crime Rates: 9,615thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,199thRudest Citizens: 11,567thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,002ndLargest Governments: 12,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,510thMost Inclusive: 14,954thMost Influential: 15,021stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,019th

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