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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,686th Most Income Equality: 7,236th Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,996th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
Fam, we gon miss tonights seinfeld rerun
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lambochania

Population3.151 billion

Leaderd'angelo russell

Currencystogel
Animalbird

The Nomadic Peoples of Lambochania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by d'angelo russell with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.151 billion Lambochanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lambochanian economy, worth 94.0 trillion stogels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 29,843 stogels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

D'angelo russell can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, it is rumoured that d'angelo russell uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambochania's national animal is the bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lambochania is ranked 162,642nd in the world and 2nd in GULLIN15 OFFICIAL FAN CLUB for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,686thMost Income Equality: 7,236thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,996thNicest Citizens: 10,925thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,518thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,150thMost Pacifist: 12,348thBest Weather: 13,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,635thMost Inclusive: 15,263rdNudest: 16,012th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, it is rumoured that d'angelo russell uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, D'angelo russell can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambochania, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.

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