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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366th Most Influential: 648th Most Developed: 1,203rd
The Stdcall of
Democratic Socialists
It could have been worse!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population10.121 billion

CapitalThe Great Λ

AnimalThree-legged Rook

The Stdcall of Lambdaland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by LeLambda with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.121 billion λλλλλλ are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Λ. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient λλλ economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,275 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, sleeping on the job is recommended, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambdaland's national animal is the Three-legged Rook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ItCouldHaveBeenWorsism.

Lambdaland is ranked 166,113th in the world and 7,484th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15.14 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366thMost Influential: 648thMost Developed: 1,203rdMost Pacifist: 1,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,613thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,791stHealthiest Citizens: 1,823rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,844thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,020thNicest Citizens: 2,143rdSmartest Citizens: 2,372ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,505thBest Weather: 2,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,596thMost Cultured: 2,605thSafest: 2,618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,005thMost Secular: 3,368thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,868thMost Efficient Economies: 4,100thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,258thMost Inclusive: 5,351stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,457thLowest Crime Rates: 5,520thLargest Governments: 5,802ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,338thMost Stationary: 6,490thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,784thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,274thHighest Economic Output: 7,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,946thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,844thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,932nd
Most Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionTop
Safest: 84th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 127th in the regionMost Secular: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 149th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 164th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 189th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 191st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 205th in the regionLargest Populations: 215th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 268th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 655th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 705th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lambdaland, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambdaland, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambdaland, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambdaland, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambdaland, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambdaland, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambdaland, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambdaland, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Lambdaland endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of Doomen.
  • : Lambdaland was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Doomen.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 262 » Tsunamy, Great Scapula, Theorin, Drugged Monkeys, Curlyhoward, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Quiescent, Belschaft, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Kiasu-ism, Darakin, Dylar, Crabius, Cape Adare, FreeFishers, Kholdan, Transtemporal Shifts, Luddinlande, The Solar System Scope, Techganet, Erinor, Abarri, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bergenu, Auphelia, Ancient Slobovia, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Kaugummi, Sanden, Pax Dracon, Oxsania, Madhonia, Linguiniland, The Two Jerseys, The United Expanse, Sagada, KIROVET, Noveos, Nothanksbutseriously, Dankstergrad, Nowa Europa, Seliyan progressive Islands, Spazzhole, Soem, Cypheri, Trelatche, and 212 others.Democratic Republic of Palmyra, Japanese Federal Republic, Sedunn, No moking, Phillius, Aidenfieeld, Nyfinest128, Qazahnir, Jehenna, City States Nation, Concrete Slab, GI-Land, Yellunstryer, Escevola, Iristead, Blahblah2017, European Defense Organization, Bandorion, Holy Chimerland, Little Pontanja, Gymnostan, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Lotadia, Utondara, Vincent Field, Ridehale, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Three Rivia Levr, The naked people, Wyatonians, Aywhyou, Lightmare, Freedwanda, Drystar, Anachronolandia, Lost And Found, WTP All the good names are taken, Terranous, Blueberry Isles, Larenien, Southern Numenor, North Kanuckistan, Bentwaters, East Sakhlin, Kongoudess, Janapuri, Silmad, Barabarom, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Paranoia, Pastir, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Rhetiaa, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Mantas Meow, PEPEP, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, LaPia, Farelonia, Cretacia, Great Andora, Aguatania, Northendia, Enplatia, Democratic Parndia, Aurcania, Complete Conformity, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Avonhead, Ufask, Kobehia, North Anatnom, Atomic Garden, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Isokenzar, Esfalsa, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, Bod Wareenaland, Elveka, Wese Zippopiteradgil, United Qwebland, Lester Crest, The National Corporation, South Poleande, Upper Usok Valley, Macrothea, Shengtie, The Technocrates, Grouu, Liberated Lambergs, Staubsaugen, East India Kompany, Transcostria, A Frog Dimension, Spearos, Kerlodia, Yeldarbsland, Xandev, USNE2018, Qilai, Santa Ofelia, Antarctic Empires, Lulliland, Ezeleah, Pamela And Hepatitis, Neo-Indonesia, Bluee Land, Yakutikov, Rosamie, Cuuldere, Phanama, Festdidgea, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Whimichy, Kandorith, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Jarilon, Walloonia, Corgitopiaa, Rascium, Herbert Island, Dalklo Bayer, Confoederatio Concordia, TheTrees, Floofoland, Aneas, Lincoln Village, Avalonica, East Asylla Pan, NeoConcordia, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Freedoom, Vos Dothrak, Lichenitza, Darbor, Brendleton, Kroumos, Midand, Mikole, RestartAll, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Jamtland-Trondelag, Arasi Luvasa, Asdfghuiop, Qvait, Tandrea, Braavos and Lorath, Uncomfortable nooks and crannies, Khazadine, Stoniamera, Birdkeeper, Liebstadt, Nankyoku Tairiku, Maletora, Ariankido, Akindom, Land Without Shrimp, North Prarie, The Filippinas, Pulaski Republic, Jahass, Choodox, Academy of Umbrellas, Arctinesia, The Dragon Enclave, Ostanasia, Mircea, Republic Clovakh, Eastern Nyan, P R of China, Revanial, Wehraboos, Crystal Creation, Farrts, Dasko, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, San Anaben, German Hapsburg, Pays de Loire, Slenrotros, New Lousara, Apabeossie, Hika Monith, Empire of the Western Woods, Changolandia, Agalaesia, Eritis, Qawe, Nordafrik Conclaves, Churumduul, B-7, Chocholand, Novagentum, Milvands, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Iron Island of Cats, British Nations, Potion Seller, and Doomen.

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