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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,026th Highest Crime Rates: 2,776th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,309th
The Corporate Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Did I hear that business is the new offical language
CEO and Chairman Mikel Lambchop
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Lambchops Corporation

Population3.111 billion

CapitalLambcorp Tower
LeaderCEO and Chairman Mikel Lambchop

AnimalCorporate Pig

The Corporate Empire of Lambchops Corporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO and Chairman Mikel Lambchop with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.111 billion Lambchops Corporationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lambcorp Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lambchops Corporationian economy, worth 350 trillion BitLCs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,603 BitLCs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lambchops Corporation's national animal is the Corporate Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lambchops Corporation is ranked 134,802nd in the world and 4th in Flavian Amphitheatre for Most Income Equality, scoring 11.91 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,026thHighest Crime Rates: 2,776thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,309thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,678thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,056thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,180thMost Avoided: 6,643rdFattest Citizens: 8,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,289thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,589thLargest Retail Industry: 10,109thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,244thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,835thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,457th

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