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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,074th Highest Crime Rates: 2,882nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,393rd
The Corporate Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Did I hear that business is the new offical language
CEO and Chairman Mikel Lambchop
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Lambchops Corporation

Population3.173 billion

CapitalLambcorp Tower
LeaderCEO and Chairman Mikel Lambchop

AnimalCorporate Pig

The Corporate Empire of Lambchops Corporation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by CEO and Chairman Mikel Lambchop with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.173 billion Lambchops Corporationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lambcorp Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lambchops Corporationian economy, worth 357 trillion BitLCs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,603 BitLCs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lambchops Corporation's national animal is the Corporate Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lambchops Corporation is ranked 21,401st in the world and 3rd in Flavian Amphitheatre for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,783.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,074thHighest Crime Rates: 2,882ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,393rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,774thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,126thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,226thMost Avoided: 6,744thFattest Citizens: 8,390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,419thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,651stLargest Retail Industry: 10,207thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,390thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,934thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,616th

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