by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 385th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 616th Highest Average Tax Rates: 684th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
I am in the populaces' service
King Edward VIII
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lamaredia

Population7.753 billion

CapitalWakefield
LeaderKing Edward VIII
FaithProtestantism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalElk

The Constitutional Monarchy of Lamaredia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Edward VIII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.753 billion Lamaredians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakefield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamaredian economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,357 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamaredia's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Lamaredia is ranked 12,432nd in the world and 375th in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 385thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 762ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 792ndLargest Governments: 869thHighest Poor Incomes: 979thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,117thMost Developed: 1,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,186thSafest: 1,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,371stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,379thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,474thMost Inclusive: 1,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,616thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,648thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,706thSmartest Citizens: 1,802ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,857thMost Pacifist: 2,027thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,276thLowest Crime Rates: 2,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,379thMost Cultured: 2,885thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,880thMost Influential: 3,973rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,289thBest Weather: 4,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,700thHighest Economic Output: 6,701stTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,880thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,969thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,728thMost Secular: 12,053rdHighest Drug Use: 12,432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,269th
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Most Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Cultured: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 121st in the regionBest Weather: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 181st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 221st in the regionMost Income Equality: 239th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 375th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Lamaredia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Lamaredia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans, Most Compassionate Citizens, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Lamaredia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.

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