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The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
I am in the populaces' service
King Edward VIII
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Lamaredia

Population7.369 billion

CapitalWakefield
LeaderKing Edward VIII
FaithProtestantism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalElk

The Constitutional Monarchy of Lamaredia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Edward VIII with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.369 billion Lamaredians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakefield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamaredian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 205,998 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Elks into functioning members of society, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamaredia's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Lamaredia is ranked 156,138th in the world and 5,235th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -13.95 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 383rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 767thLargest Governments: 1,003rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,039thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,185thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,198thMost Developed: 1,273rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,436thSafest: 1,441stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,476thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,574thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,695thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,016thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,135thHealthiest Citizens: 2,144thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,163rdMost Inclusive: 2,166thSmartest Citizens: 2,190thNicest Citizens: 2,252ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,424thLowest Crime Rates: 2,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,737thMost Pacifist: 2,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,003rdMost Cultured: 3,112thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,570thHighest Average Incomes: 4,896thMost Influential: 4,965thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,921stBest Weather: 6,134thHighest Economic Output: 7,407thTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,576thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,223rdMost Politically Free: 11,658thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,491stMost Secular: 13,670th
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Most Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionTop
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Safest: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionMost Inclusive: 69th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 78th in the regionNicest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionMost Pacifist: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 158th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 210th in the regionMost Income Equality: 225th in the regionBest Weather: 246th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 313th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 345th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 396th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lamaredia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, the government funds large training centres to turn Elks into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamaredia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.

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