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Most Pacifist: 713thLargest Welfare Programs: 820thSafest: 893rd
The Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists
God's in His heaven, all's right with the world
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Lalatina Dustiness

Population2.696 billion

CapitalAyanami
LeaderJack
Faiththe Axis Order

CurrencyMegumin
AnimalYunyun

The Dictatorship of Lalatina Dustiness is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jack with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.696 billion Lalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayanami. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lali economy, worth 471 trillion Megumins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 174,804 Megumins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have voted the song "Jack Smells Like A Yunyun" as their new national anthem, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Lalatina Dustiness, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lalatina Dustiness's national animal is the Yunyun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Axis Order.

Lalatina Dustiness is ranked 3,290th in the world and 3rd in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 155,768.18 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 713thLargest Welfare Programs: 820thSafest: 893rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 894thNicest Citizens: 1,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,039thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,366thMost Inclusive: 1,778thLowest Crime Rates: 1,859thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,074thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,432ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,748thHealthiest Citizens: 2,889thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,290thLargest Governments: 3,481stMost Developed: 4,584thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,740thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,478thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,549thMost Cultured: 5,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,789thMost Efficient Economies: 6,538thSmartest Citizens: 7,512thMost Devout: 8,445thHighest Average Incomes: 9,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,269thBest Weather: 9,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,466thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,490thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,613thMost Income Equality: 16,010thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,594thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,947th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lalatina Dustiness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Lalatina Dustiness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Lalatina Dustiness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Lalatina Dustiness, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lalatina Dustiness, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Lalatina Dustiness, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Lalatina Dustiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Lalatina Dustiness, citizens have voted the song "Jack Smells Like A Yunyun" as their new national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Lalatina Dustiness, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Lalatina Dustiness, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
  • : Following new legislation in Lalatina Dustiness, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.

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