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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 22,204th
The Community of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By land or by sea
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lakoniea

Population394 million

Currencywitt
Animalfox

The Community of Lakoniea is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 394 million Lakonics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The Lakoniean economy, worth 19.0 trillion witts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,109 witts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakoniea's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lakoniea is ranked 182,557th in the world and 90th in Founderless for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 72.56 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 22,204th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
  • : Lakoniea's influence in Founderless rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Lakoniea, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.

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