The Community of Lakoniea is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 394 million Lakonics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The Lakoniean economy, worth 19.0 trillion witts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,109 witts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakoniea's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lakoniea is ranked 182,557^th in the world and 90^th in Founderless for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 72.56 Tourists Per Hour.