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Most Cultured: 25thLargest Welfare Programs: 47thMost Subsidized Industry: 68th
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Lakanaba

Population20.019 billion

CapitalLakanaba
Leaderthe Council
FaithZenithian

CurrencyGold
Animalslime

The Council Chambers of Lakanaba is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Council with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 20.019 billion Lakanabans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakanaba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakanaban economy, worth a remarkable 7,406 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 369,951 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and many friends and relatives of the Council have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakanaba's national animal is the slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zenithian.

Lakanaba is ranked 232,886th in the world and 5th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Cultured: 25thLargest Welfare Programs: 47thMost Subsidized Industry: 68thHighest Food Quality: 95thMost Efficient Economies: 98thMost Cheerful Citizens: 113thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144thMost Rebellious Youth: 159thLargest Governments: 167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 172ndMost Inclusive: 224thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 241stMost Devout: 293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 329thMost Developed: 340thLongest Average Lifespans: 377thSmartest Citizens: 474thMost Beautiful Environments: 517thLowest Crime Rates: 548thNicest Citizens: 552ndHealthiest Citizens: 731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 793rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 826thHighest Economic Output: 995thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,030thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,068thHighest Average Incomes: 1,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,138thMost Pacifist: 1,170thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,180thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,232ndSafest: 1,386thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,503rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,983rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,319thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,064thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,986thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,217thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,519thBest Weather: 6,664thRudest Citizens: 7,139thLargest Populations: 7,846thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,664thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,407thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,536thLargest Retail Industry: 19,744thMost Stationary: 21,834th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lakanaba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, many friends and relatives of the Council have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, doctors fax when they need facts fast.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.

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