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Lakanaba

Population18.767 billion

CapitalLakanaba
Leaderthe Council
FaithZenithian

CurrencyGold
Animalslime

The Council Chambers of Lakanaba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Council with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.767 billion Lakanabans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakanaba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakanaban economy, worth a remarkable 6,920 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 368,763 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the new one Gold coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakanaba's national animal is the slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zenithian.

Lakanaba is ranked 1,389th in the world and 3rd in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Safest, scoring 148.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Cultured: 24thLargest Welfare Programs: 47thMost Subsidized Industry: 63rdMost Efficient Economies: 90thMost Cheerful Citizens: 113thMost Rebellious Youth: 160thLargest Governments: 161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 175thMost Inclusive: 201stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 279thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 289thMost Devout: 298thMost Developed: 323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330thLongest Average Lifespans: 367thSmartest Citizens: 453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 494thNicest Citizens: 500thLowest Crime Rates: 550thHealthiest Citizens: 731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 781stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 812thMost Valuable International Artwork: 861stHighest Average Incomes: 1,029thHighest Economic Output: 1,031stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,039thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,051stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,090thMost Pacifist: 1,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,185thSafest: 1,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,912thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,982ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,918thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,061stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,659thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,806thRudest Citizens: 4,973rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,590thBest Weather: 6,684thLargest Populations: 8,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,769thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,645thLargest Retail Industry: 19,316th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the new one Gold coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Lakanaba.
  • : Lakanaba was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federal States of Admiral Janeway, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Lakanaba was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federal States of Admiral Janeway, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Lakanaba was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federal States of Admiral Janeway, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Lakanaba was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federal States of Admiral Janeway, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, both criminals and civilians are DOA.

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