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Most Cultured: 17thLargest Welfare Programs: 49thMost Subsidized Industry: 50th
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Lakanaba

Population16.701 billion

CapitalLakanaba
Leaderthe Council
FaithZenithian

CurrencyGold
Animalslime

The Council Chambers of Lakanaba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.701 billion Lakanabans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakanaba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakanaban economy, worth a remarkable 6,082 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 364,198 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, The Council's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakanaba's national animal is the slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zenithian.

Lakanaba is ranked 142,213th in the world and 6th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Pro-Market, scoring -67.11 on the Rand Index.

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Most Cultured: 17thLargest Welfare Programs: 49thMost Subsidized Industry: 50thMost Efficient Economies: 76thMost Cheerful Citizens: 114thLargest Governments: 141stMost Rebellious Youth: 148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 155thMost Inclusive: 170thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 236thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 243rdMost Developed: 259thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 264thMost Devout: 268thHighest Poor Incomes: 278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 280thLongest Average Lifespans: 300thMost Beautiful Environments: 396thMost Valuable International Artwork: 407thSmartest Citizens: 412thNicest Citizens: 467thLowest Crime Rates: 533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 664thHealthiest Citizens: 674thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 780thHighest Average Incomes: 917thMost Advanced Public Education: 968thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,037thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,048thHighest Economic Output: 1,099thMost Pacifist: 1,151stSafest: 1,426thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,763rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,038thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,734thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,167thBest Weather: 4,710thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,742ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,104thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,679thLargest Populations: 8,497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,506thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 14,707thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,889thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,019thLargest Retail Industry: 17,221st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lakanaba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Lakanaba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Lakanaba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Lakanaba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Lakanaba's influence in Federation of Planets Headquarters rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Lakanaba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, The Council's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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