The Controlled Union of Laka Strolistandiler is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by IBM-5000 with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 853 million Laka Strolistandilerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh military bunker. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laka Strolistandilerian economy, worth 122 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,468 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 46,869^th in the world and 62^nd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,060.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.