The Controlled Union of Laka Strolistandiler is a massive, safe nation, ruled by IBM-5000 with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.278 billion Laka Strolistandilerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh military bunker. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laka Strolistandilerian economy, worth 216 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 169,354 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and golden statues of cows line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Technism.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 6,520^th in the world and 2^nd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 92.26 Effective Tax Rate.