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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,185thMost Developed: 1,328thHealthiest Citizens: 1,411th
The Queensdom of
Democratic Socialists
We live to do whatís considered undoable or unthinkable
Queеn Lavinia mac Gofraid
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Laka Strolistandiler

Population6.126 billion

CapitalUtadeh
LeaderQueеn Lavinia mac Gofraid
FaithGlyton

Currencybaht
Animalcow

The Queensdom of Laka Strolistandiler is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queеn Lavinia mac Gofraid with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 6.126 billion Strolis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakan economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 213,335 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gun ownership is compulsory, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glyton.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 125,225th in the world and 82nd in Barbaria for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,223.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,185thMost Developed: 1,328thHealthiest Citizens: 1,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,549thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,255thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,711thMost Devout: 2,826thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,021stMost Armed: 3,220thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,536thLargest Governments: 4,675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,823rdSafest: 4,909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,136thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,524thHighest Average Incomes: 5,604thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,364thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,158thMost Cultured: 7,344thMost Efficient Economies: 7,806thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,819thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,496thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,539thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,005thHighest Economic Output: 13,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,264thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,975thMost Inclusive: 17,116thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,094thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,513thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,835thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,130thMost Income Equality: 21,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,858thMost Influential: 22,837th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.

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