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The Controlled Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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IBM-5000
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Laka Strolistandiler

Population853 million

CapitalUtadeh military bunker
LeaderIBM-5000

Currencybaht
Animalcow

The Controlled Union of Laka Strolistandiler is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by IBM-5000 with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 853 million Laka Strolistandilerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh military bunker. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laka Strolistandilerian economy, worth 122 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,468 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 46,869th in the world and 62nd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,060.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,733rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,763rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,329thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,131stMost Authoritarian: 6,746thHealthiest Citizens: 7,112thMost Conservative: 7,124thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,510thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,933rdMost Devout: 8,245thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,817thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,787thLargest Governments: 10,451stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,705thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,545thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,932ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,964thMost Developed: 13,186thSmartest Citizens: 13,946thHighest Average Incomes: 14,019thMost Extreme: 15,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,427thMost Efficient Economies: 16,819th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler was endorsed by The Ancient Baptist Republic of New Waldensia.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, Laka Strolistandiler Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Viridus, Creeperopolis, Krich Aerd, Eduriania, and New Waldensia.

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