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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,566th Largest Insurance Industry: 9,535th Most Conservative: 10,562nd
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Everything for the Progress!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Laka Strolistandiler

Population147 million

Currencybaht
Animalcow

The Federal Republic of Laka Strolistandiler is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 147 million Laka Strolistandilerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The very strong Laka Strolistandilerian economy, worth 11.3 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,163 baht, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 112,338th in the world and 2,308th in the Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 11.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,566thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 9,535thMost Conservative: 10,562ndMost Authoritarian: 11,788thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,009th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 196th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 354th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 397th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477th in the regionMost Avoided: 510th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 516th in the regionMost Conservative: 530th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 545th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 575th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Uniform Labeling of Hazardous Goods".
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Aleisyr and Monsierron.

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