The Federal Republic of Laka Strolistandiler is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 531 million Laka Strolistandilerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh military bunker. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laka Strolistandilerian economy, worth 64.1 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,755 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 18,146^th in the world and 33^rd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,663.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.