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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,498th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,045th Most Devout: 3,853rd
The Controlled Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are one. This is the voice of unity.
IBM-5000
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Laka Strolistandiler

Population1.278 billion

CapitalUtadeh military bunker
LeaderIBM-5000
FaithTechnism

Currencybaht
Animalcow

The Controlled Union of Laka Strolistandiler is a massive, safe nation, ruled by IBM-5000 with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.278 billion Laka Strolistandilerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh military bunker. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laka Strolistandilerian economy, worth 216 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 169,354 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and golden statues of cows line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Technism.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 6,520th in the world and 2nd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 92.26 Effective Tax Rate.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,498thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,045thMost Devout: 3,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,119thHealthiest Citizens: 4,207thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,266thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,838thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,875thLargest Governments: 6,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,520thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,117thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,296thMost Authoritarian: 8,226thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,901stHighest Average Incomes: 9,166thMost Conservative: 9,699thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,781stMost Efficient Economies: 10,965thLargest Mining Sector: 11,344thMost Developed: 11,350thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,016thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,021stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,632ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,015thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,009th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the region

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