The Federal Republic of Laka Strolistandiler is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 147 million Laka Strolistandilerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The very strong Laka Strolistandilerian economy, worth 11.3 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,163 baht, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 112,338^th in the world and 2,308^th in the Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 11.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.