The Queensdom of Laka Strolistandiler is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Heilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cheerful, devout population of 8.863 billion Strolis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakan economy, worth a remarkable 2,292 trillion NMUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 258,651 NMUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the Moray, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Unconquered Sun.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 1,604^th in the world and 3^rd in Fifth Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 198.64 quips per hour.