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Lowest Crime Rates: 624thHealthiest Citizens: 692ndMost Patriotic: 746th
The Queensdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
Wardens of the Unconquered Sun!
Heilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Laka Strolistandiler

Population8.863 billion

CapitalUtadeh
LeaderHeilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde
FaithChurch of the Unconquered Sun

CurrencyNMU
AnimalMoray

The Queensdom of Laka Strolistandiler is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Heilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cheerful, devout population of 8.863 billion Strolis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakan economy, worth a remarkable 2,292 trillion NMUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 258,651 NMUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the Moray, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Unconquered Sun.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 1,604th in the world and 3rd in Fifth Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 198.64 quips per hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 624thHealthiest Citizens: 692ndMost Patriotic: 746thMost Developed: 755thLongest Average Lifespans: 824thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,014thSafest: 1,034thMost Devout: 1,147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,381stSmartest Citizens: 1,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,096thMost Cultured: 2,320thMost Armed: 2,325thLargest Governments: 2,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,628thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,633rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,898thHighest Food Quality: 2,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,077thHighest Average Incomes: 3,625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,854thMost Efficient Economies: 4,513thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,660thHighest Economic Output: 8,237thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,565thMost Inclusive: 11,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,504thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,455thBest Weather: 12,799thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,031stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,798thNicest Citizens: 14,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,832ndMost Income Equality: 22,419thMost Conservative: 23,248th
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laka Strolistandiler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, citizens who don't follow Church of the Unconquered Sun are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

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