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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,722nd Lowest Crime Rates: 8,480th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,460th
The Federal Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Everything for the Progress!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Laka Strolistandiler

Population531 million

CapitalUtadeh military bunker

Currencybaht
Animalcow

The Federal Republic of Laka Strolistandiler is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 531 million Laka Strolistandilerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh military bunker. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laka Strolistandilerian economy, worth 64.1 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,755 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 18,146th in the world and 33rd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,663.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,722ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,480thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,283rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,294thMost Authoritarian: 10,416thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,698thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,877thMost Conservative: 12,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,622ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,452nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the region

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