The Dominion of Laizenstire is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.018 billion Laizenstireans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Laizenstirean economy, worth 51.7 trillion Caivoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,762 Caivoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,312 per year while the poor average 4,394, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Laizenstire's national animal is the Grim Reaper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laizenstire is ranked 166,017^th in the world and 61^st in MJT for Highest Average Incomes, with 50,762.79 Standard Monetary Units.