The Lain of the Wired of Lain of the Wired is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lain with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.753 billion Personae are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PHANTOMa. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wired economy, worth 877 trillion informations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,938 informations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lain of the Wired's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is IPv7.

Lain of the Wired is ranked 296,154^th in the world and 25^th in Willow Farm for Most Secular, with 7.21 Atheism Rate.