The Federation of Lahemaa National Park is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 1.187 billion Lahemaa National Parkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lahemaa National Parkian economy, worth 79.8 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,211 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahemaa National Park's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lahemaa National Park is ranked 102,758^th in the world and 2^nd in National Parks of Estonia for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.