The Green Communes of Laevendell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.467 billion Laevens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naeri. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Laeven economy, worth a remarkable 7,197 trillion tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,262 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown. Laevendell's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laevendell is ranked 314,700^th in the world and 255^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -15.23 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.