by Max Barry

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Nudest: 305thMost Influential: 1,856thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,949th
The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of
Mother Knows Best State
My voices get along with my monsters.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population23.585 billion

CapitalConstance City
LeaderQueen Constance McCloud

CurrencyCoS Mark
AnimalViolent J

The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Constance McCloud with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.585 billion LadyRebelsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constance City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LadyRebelsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,167 trillion CoS Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,287 CoS Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LadyRebels's national animal is the Violent J, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LadyRebels is ranked 38,737th in the world and 908th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 23.7 flags saluted per person per day.

Nudest: 305thMost Influential: 1,856thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,949thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,315thLargest Black Market: 3,349thHighest Economic Output: 5,259thLargest Populations: 6,147thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,314thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,411thLowest Crime Rates: 9,174thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,221stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,436thBest Weather: 9,556thHealthiest Citizens: 9,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,319thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,173rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,685thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,950thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,095thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,519thTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,923rdSmartest Citizens: 15,329thMost Cultured: 15,481stMost Developed: 17,270thMost Inclusive: 17,734thHighest Average Incomes: 20,090thLargest Governments: 20,137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,894th
Nudest: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 278th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 295th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 301st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 310th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 310th in the regionBest Weather: 311th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 313th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 326th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 371st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 468th in the regionMost Cultured: 473rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 480th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 496th in the regionMost Developed: 527th in the regionLargest Governments: 552nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 631st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 652nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 808th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 815th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 819th in the regionMost Patriotic: 908th in the region

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