The Fiefdom of Lady Rose is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Rose with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.028 billion Lady Roseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Public Transport, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meriamne. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lady Rosean economy, worth a remarkable 6,156 trillion Coins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,033 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lady Rose's national animal is the Black Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Individualism.

Lady Rose is ranked 151,226^th in the world and 15^th in Asia for Most Devout, with 2.34 Prayers Per Hour.