The Borderlands of Lady Mystica is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.178 billion Mystics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lady Mystican economy, worth 605 trillion silver and golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 54,199 silver and golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lady Mystica's national animal is the Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lady Mystica is ranked 134,385^th in the world and 25^th in Lady Magdalenas Secret for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.32 law-abiding acts per hour.