The Queendom of Lady Divacious is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 496 million Divaciouns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glamrock. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lady Divaciousian economy, worth 59.4 trillion Labias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,715 Labias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lady Divacious's national animal is the Persian cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lady Divacious is ranked 4,382^nd in the world and 75^th in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 98.54 Atheism Rate.