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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,007th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,121st Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,007th
The Maniacal Bureaucracy of
Corporate Police State
𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝙾𝚞𝚛 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢.
High King / Consul
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Lady Cari

Population4.39 billion

LeaderLady Cari
Faithpurging userites


The Maniacal Bureaucracy of Lady Cari is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Cari with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.39 billion Carians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The powerhouse Carian economy, worth 426 trillion 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 97,237 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 489,114 per year while the poor average 10,804, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Vanity is the constant enemy of dignity, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Carian Hungry Games, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lady Cari's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is purging userites.

Lady Cari is ranked 138,250th in the world and 12th in Londinium for Most Politically Free, scoring 7.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,007thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,121stMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,007thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,551stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,891stMost Avoided: 6,496thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,533rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,359thTop
Fattest Citizens: 7,609thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,647thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,211thHighest Crime Rates: 10,157thMost Pro-Market: 10,717thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,338thLargest Mining Sector: 11,418thMost Conservative: 11,796thMost Armed: 12,421stMost Extreme: 12,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,084th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

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