The Capitalist Meme of Ladinacem Andia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Artemus Ganas with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.278 billion Andians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stone Mountain. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The Andian economy, worth 56.0 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,855 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ladinacem Andia's national animal is the Bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ladinacem Andia is ranked 107,269^th in the world and 30^th in Lasagna for Most Pro-Market, scoring 46 on the Rand Index.