The Italian Kingdom of Ladinacem Andia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Armani with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.305 billion Italians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Italian economy, worth 94.4 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,933 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", cities in Ladinacem Andia declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ladinacem Andia's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ladinacem Andia is ranked 172,814^th in the world and 51^st in Blackstar for Most Pacifist, with 34.89 Cheeks Turned Per Day.