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Laden Swallows

Population2.417 billion

CapitalCastle Aaaaaarrgh

Currencymigratory coconut
Animalimaginary horse

The Non-Migratory Flock of Laden Swallows is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.417 billion Swallows enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Aaaaaarrgh. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Laden economy, worth 65.2 trillion migratory coconuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,963 migratory coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, Laden Swallows has designated Castle Aaaaaarrgh as its capital city, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laden Swallows's national animal is the imaginary horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laden Swallows is ranked 85,112th in the world and 3rd in Monty Python for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 616.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 9,211th

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