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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,968thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,994thLargest Populations: 18,398th
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Lactose Intolerant

Population18.781 billion

Currencybib
Animalgoat

The Jingoistic States of Lactose Intolerant is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 18.781 billion Lactose Intolerantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.8%.

The strong Lactose Intolerantian economy, worth 904 trillion bibs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,147 bibs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, voting is compulsory, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lactose Intolerant's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lactose Intolerant is ranked 175,161st in the world and 91st in Equilism for Most Stationary, with 89.2432067732 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,968thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,994thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,398thLargest Mining Sector: 21,342ndMost Conservative: 24,931stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,326th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the region

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