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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,608thHighest Crime Rates: 1,903rdRudest Citizens: 2,100th
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Population968 million



The Presidential Republic of Lackadaisia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 968 million Lackadaisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lackadaisian economy, worth 125 trillion dailas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 129,562 dailas, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lackadaisia's national animal is the alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lackadaisia is ranked 282,253rd in the world and 9,747th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 6.36 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,608thHighest Crime Rates: 1,903rdRudest Citizens: 2,100thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,241stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,285thFattest Citizens: 2,495thLargest Retail Industry: 2,716thTop
Most Avoided: 3,677thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,039thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,050thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,138thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,220thMost Armed: 11,743rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,109thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,337thMost Efficient Economies: 18,980thMost Inclusive: 20,362ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,640thMost Pro-Market: 25,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,948thHighest Drug Use: 27,175thMost Cultured: 27,406th
Largest Gambling Industry: 78th in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 116th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 121st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 126th in the regionFattest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 142nd in the regionMost Avoided: 193rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 220th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 265th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 285th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 329th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 488th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 646th in the regionMost Extreme: 731st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 746th in the regionMost Politically Free: 810th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 833rd in the regionNudest: 900th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 941st in the region

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