The Samuderan State of Labuan and Cempaka is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bendara with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.7 billion Labuaneses and Cempakans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mutiara. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Labuanese and Cempakan economy, worth 873 trillion Kupangs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,413 Kupangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Labuan and Cempaka flights to avoid the pay lavatories, skateparks can be found in every city, babies are a small but significant export, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labuan and Cempaka's national animal is the Great Argus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Labuan and Cempaka is ranked 99,102nd in the world and 11th in Mandalanusa for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 165,708 Standard Monetary Units.
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Labuan and Cempaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Labuan and Cempaka, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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Labuan and Cempaka, babies are a small but significant export.
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Labuan and Cempaka, skateparks can be found in every city.
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Labuan and Cempaka, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Labuan and Cempaka flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
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Labuan and Cempaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Beautiful Environments.
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Labuan and Cempaka, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
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Labuan and Cempaka, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
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Labuan and Cempaka, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
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Labuan and Cempaka, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.