Population | 4.571 billion |
Capital | the closet |
Leader | massive cheeks |
Faith | girls |
Currency | cheeks |
Animal | fat |
The Cyootie of La Xingan Sports Association is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by massive cheeks with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.571 billion cheeks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the closet. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong decrepit economy, worth 358 trillion cheeks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,437 cheeks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, fat populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xingan Sports Association's national animal is the fat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is girls.
La Xingan Sports Association is ranked 56,906th in the world and 4th in Alesia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.37 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association created a new poll in Alesia: "An Amendment to Nuke".