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Most Secular: 2,084thSafest: 6,930thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,754th
The Federal Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
o Comunisme o Gulag
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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La Puta Mierda

Population614 million

CapitalCagarro City

CurrencyStalins
AnimalTrotsky

The Federal Republic of La Puta Mierda is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 614 million merdosos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cagarro City. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong merdós economy, worth 43.2 trillion Stalins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,360 Stalins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Puta Mierda's national animal is the Trotsky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Puta Mierda is ranked 162,245th in the world and 4th in Jerkiland for Most Avoided, scoring 0.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Secular: 2,084thSafest: 6,930thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,754thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,155thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,235thMost Inclusive: 10,901stMost Income Equality: 12,254thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,936thBest Weather: 14,056thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,217thNicest Citizens: 14,404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,709thHealthiest Citizens: 17,685th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : La Puta Mierda's influence in Jerkiland rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : La Puta Mierda voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Cormactopia Prime".
  • : La Puta Mierda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Interference-Causing Equipment Standards Act".
  • : Following new legislation in La Puta Mierda, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in La Puta Mierda, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in La Puta Mierda, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in La Puta Mierda, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever.
  • : La Puta Mierda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in La Puta Mierda, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in La Puta Mierda, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.

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