The United Kingdom of La Montevideo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jair Gomez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.927 billion Montevideoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cordóba. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Montevideoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,130 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats. Crime is totally unknown. La Montevideo's national animal is the Conqistador Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

La Montevideo is ranked 107,218^th in the world and 18^th in Equiterra for Largest Populations, with 5.93 billion capita.