The Federal Republic of La Meuf is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 319 million Les Meufiques love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lille. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The La Meufienne economy, worth 18.0 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,460 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, group hugs break out during floor votes, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Meuf's national animal is the Chamaux, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

La Meuf is ranked 756^th in the world and 8^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 17,060.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.